July282014

tundrasretreat:

Great Dane is Stuck in the Tub

AOSJDAOSJD BABY

(Source: im-cool-like-that, via willgrahamhasaniceday)

July272014

artificergetspersonal:

So I know that /b/’s invasion of tumblr is absolutely horrible.

This isn’t the first time this has happened though. Back in Nov ‘10, they did a raid entitled Operation: Overlord. It was very similar to the raid going on now, in fact.

However, out of it was born this art that, as a user of both websites, I really love

(via catbountry)

July262014

rosalarian:

oxboxer:

"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.

Like and comment on Tapastic!

Perfection.

(via alliethekilla)

July252014
“Altair no.” Ancient Malik Proverb (via if-im-the-queen-of-cowards)

(via engagethrusters)

July242014

hashtag-wavy:

I’ll call you princess then choke you

(Source: metrothuggin, via renegons)

July232014

1. Do not date a boy who does not care what your favourite song is. The boy who does not care what melodies ignite your heart strings with love and wonder while staring at passing street lights on the last train home, will not care if it’s 2 a.m. and your heart is breaking.

2. Do not let anyone fold you up like last winters tattered scarf and put you away with the others in a neatly labeled box. Even when there’s thunder and the sky is crying, you are your mum’s favourite summer dress. You are to wear yourself like you believe it.

3. We are all stories. Write yours how you want. Make today’s chapter about purposely taking the wrong bus and discovering a tiny blue tea shop, or folding origami paper hearts over and over on your window sill. Just make sure it’s something you’d enjoy reading.

4. I will always try to save you.

5. Someday you will be 19 and lost and heartbroken and you will think about a place you’ve seen on TV or heard or read about in a book or seen a picture of. You will feel your heart drop into your stomach. Go there. For a day, a month, forever, but it’s important that you go.

6. The world is so beautiful. Do not let the slumped over homeless man outside the convenience store or the stories of guns and bombs on the television let you believe otherwise. We are all so lost. All of us. We all show it in different ways. I write bad poems. Others start wars. There is no inherent evil, only good people searching too hard.

7. I love everything about you.

8. Money turns people into liars and emotional ghosts. School grades are an inaccurate representation of you. Measure your life’s worth in how many times you’ve nearly lost your life to laughter, how many books you’ve closed with happy tears in your eyes, people whose lives you’ve brought joy to, marshmallows eaten, or countries visited.

9. Don’t ever let anyone tell you to stop crying. Cry if you want to. It’s okay. You’re allowed.

10. My best friend once told me that the most important decision he had ever made was to love everyone and everything. He’s the only person I’ve ever known to have a viewable aura of light around him. Don’t forget to love this world, to love people. Be light. You are already mine.

(via marksmilk)

(Source: steadies, via planetcracker)

July222014

mercenary-tributary:

1962 republic of andolucia manual on demonic constructs

the infographic explanation on how demons work in my story is finally done @_@ i worked really hard on it! hope its easy to understand.

(via armadilloroll)

July212014
departured:

masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN


this dog has a job and i don’t

departured:

masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

this dog has a job and i don’t

(via armadilloroll)

July202014

marshona:

mayorleilalovesyou:

iWAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS POST

FIRST EVER ACNL POST I REMEMBER

(Source: kanayastrider, via turntechgoddamnit)

July192014
officialnintendo:

jona-muffin:

missfrancesjane:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

SHOCKING BREAKING NEWS: SOME WOMEN HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN WORRY ABOUT MARKS ON THEIR BODY THAT THEY CAN’T CONTROL

I’m a guy. I have stretch marks because I’m 6’3” (~190.5 cm). I think they’re pretty fuckin rad and if you don’t like them then I don’t fucking care ‘cause you’re not gonna see me naked anyway. Don’t hate on my tiger stripes.

STRETCHMARKS ARE RAD AS HELL TBH LOOK IT

officialnintendo:

jona-muffin:

missfrancesjane:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

SHOCKING BREAKING NEWS: SOME WOMEN HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN WORRY ABOUT MARKS ON THEIR BODY THAT THEY CAN’T CONTROL

I’m a guy. I have stretch marks because I’m 6’3” (~190.5 cm). I think they’re pretty fuckin rad and if you don’t like them then I don’t fucking care ‘cause you’re not gonna see me naked anyway. Don’t hate on my tiger stripes.

STRETCHMARKS ARE RAD AS HELL TBH LOOK IT

(via dolphibun)

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